I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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