we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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