I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
