Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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