ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
