she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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