Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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