my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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