I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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