i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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