You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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