did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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