4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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