The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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