Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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