weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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