all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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