All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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