The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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