ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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