Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Randomize
