I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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