Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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