Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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