No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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