At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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