merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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