Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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