I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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