roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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