I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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