So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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