in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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