worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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