I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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