she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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