why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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