party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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