Kiss
Puke
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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