New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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