I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.