I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?