marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail