i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?