The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.