I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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