You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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