If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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