I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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