is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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