FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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