the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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