i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems