Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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