We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
