she was so not down for the gang bang
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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