Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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