So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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