would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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